Wednesday, January 20, 2010

It's Official: Life Hates Me

To call this blog a bit of a non-starter thus far would be the equivalent of referring to the dark ages as the slightly underwhelming sequel to the Roman Empire.

Unfortunately for my vast, vast readership, I have been otherwise occupied. I am not looking particularly like a bitch, yet life is still fucking me like one.

I exaggerate to the extreme of course, I've only suffered a series of what can only be described as minor setbacks. But sometimes the minor things hurt the most. At least when something really bad happens, one is allowed to mope away to one's heart's content. With this sort of situation I feel like I can't complain at all, and I bottle up all the frustration until it's released in a vulgar and unsubtle Pulp Fiction reference, like the one above.

This all started about a week ago, when I downloaded the new Liars, album Sisterworld, on my laptop. I was quite excited to hear it, because by all accounts and the evidence of the one track that I have heard from it so far, it's going to be quite the doozy. Anyway, now that my indie cred is undisputed, I proceded to open iTunes so I could put the album onto my iPod, when I saw a notification that is familiar to all of you by this stage I'm sure.

'There is a new version of iTunes available. Would you like to download and install it?'

Naive fool that I am, I clicked okay. Inevitably this lead to my laptop freezing and crashing. More than that, I was unable to restart it after this and I had to bring it into school for repair, where it remains to this day.

Of course the upshot of all this is that I haven't been able to devote enough time to run this thing properly. Fear not though! My laptop shall be back soon, the blog will start running and once it is rest assured that the internet itself will implode as a result of the pretension of its content.

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