I have finally reached the point where I have become SO pretentious that I've had to create an entire site, completely separate from any of the social networks I already frequent, to keep my extensive collection of nonsensical, egocentric, self-indulgent rantings, that absolutely no-one in their right mind could possibly care about.
Not only that, I've also taken the time to write this introduction in a vein attempt to convince myself that this is all in some way 'ironic' when there isn't an ounce of irony in at all.
Such a paradoxical combination of pretension and insecurity could, one presumes, only lead to disaster. But this 'one', whoever he may be, would be very wrong. It in fact leads to the best damn blog ever.
Yes, 'Gucci Little Piggy' (Oooh, his blog title is a Radiohead quote, how edgy...) from Michael Coleman of 'Hoofsnap' fame, is set to take the world of art faggotry by storm. It's cynicism, hatefulness, and the ill begotten sense of intellectual superiority that one could only find in a well raised middle class teenager are sure to prove a winning combination, as the aforementioned teenager casts his keen eye on subjects as diverse as music, sport, film, and day to day life.
Or, as is much more likely, he'll just forget about this tomorrow and someone will stumble across this page in 50 years time and shake their head in bemusement at the fact that someone could switch from writing in the first person to the third person halfway through a blog introduction without noticing.
Such is life.
So this is it you start a site then let it die! Soft!
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